If You Are Married And Have Sex Outdoors Wear Suntan Lotion
by Jenny Peters
This story was told to me by a guy in Mexico and It is just so
funny I had to share it.
George was away on a business trip when he met a good looking
blonde woman at the Tiki bar. She was almost 10 years younger than him
but that didn't matter as they clicked after having a few of those
umbrella drinks.
After having some drink she suggested they go sit out by the pool and
have a few more where it wouldn't be as crowded. He ordered some
drinks and they walked by the pool and sat down.
She took off her t-shirt and revealed a tiny little bikini. He was
pleased to say the least as she had a great looking body. He was still
a little surprised that she wanted to get to know him better. After a
few more drinks he asked if she wanted to go skinny dipping, she said
yes and they hopped in the pool.
After a little playing around in the pool they were out and getting
dried off when all of a sudden she gave him one of the most passionate
kisses. One thing lead to another and things started to happen if you
know what I mean. They both fell asleep exhausted when they woke up
they both had sunburn.
They proceeded to go back to the room and play around a little more
and take cold showers. She spent the night but in the morning she was
gone, No note or anything.
The problem here is that George is a married man and was suppose to be
in North Dakota for the weekend at a convention. He had to explain to
his wife how he got sunburn. Would you believe the guy told his wife
the truth. That he fell asleep with the oven door open. He is now
divorced.
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About the Author:
Jenny Peters is from NYC and she has been there and done
that when it comes to dating. She is a former NYU student that writes
for us and other online publications. Yes guys she is single even
though most of her articles states that she has a boyfriend. She
shares her current dating experiences with our readers so you don't
make the same mistakes that she has. |
